imagine if you taught a bunch of mockingbirds or whatever to imitate dubstep and then released them into the wild. people camping at night in their tents listening to the sound of nature. and then the bass drops.
The Capitol was wrong this is the best use of jabberjays
(Source: danielkanhai, via thathilariousasian)
ive been laughing for like 50 years at this
she did it boys
she found it
(Source: jaehyomo, via thathilariousasian)
this isn’t going to be pretty
(Source: chesapeakehipster, via justsomescars)
HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??
I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY HOUSE IN A SPORTS BRA SINGING THE OPENING SONG TO THE LION KING AND MY SISTER HAS TWO BOYS OVER.
JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONEmade a good first impression you cultured sex thing
(via thatgreendalek)
god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
anger
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Cat in the Hat is the most underrated film
(Source: bellatrixl, via the-krusty-crew)
My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………
update
I joined the party
NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP
(via slenclerman)
There are a few things that whisper through my mind at this time of the night.
Why am I going to sleep so early
Why can’t there be world peace
Where did you come from cotton eye joe
WILL GRAHAM WRITES A MATH TEST (
hannibal totally makes him do it)(◡‿◡✿)more like
slfdjdslkfjlds god damn
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(via thatgreendalek)
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
(via thatgreendalek)
does anyone have any good tips for getting over boys
how tall are the boys?
(via thathilariousasian)
what the heck is that i want it
(Source: porkenkey, via justsomescars)
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
(Source: tommofacts, via thatgreendalek)
